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{"type":"standard","title":"Anne Øland","displaytitle":"Anne Øland","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q11958319","titles":{"canonical":"Anne_Øland","normalized":"Anne Øland","display":"Anne Øland"},"pageid":49108754,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0c/Anne_%C3%98land.png","width":305,"height":326},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0c/Anne_%C3%98land.png","width":305,"height":326},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1288462310","tid":"d6bd7aa2-2790-11f0-b8ac-3970e14adce7","timestamp":"2025-05-02T20:05:48Z","description":"Musical artist","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_%C3%98land","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_%C3%98land?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_%C3%98land?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Anne_%C3%98land"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_%C3%98land","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Anne_%C3%98land","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_%C3%98land?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Anne_%C3%98land"}},"extract":"Anne Stampe Øland was a Danish concert pianist and educator who was known for her interpretations of the works of Beethoven and Carl Nielsen.","extract_html":"
Anne Stampe Øland was a Danish concert pianist and educator who was known for her interpretations of the works of Beethoven and Carl Nielsen.
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