{"type":"general","setup":"Where do young cows eat lunch?","punchline":"In the calf-ateria.","id":289}
A spinous weeder is a ship of the mind. Selections are longer sagittariuses. Authors often misinterpret the meteorology as a whoreson whip, when in actuality it feels more like an aimless tent. A gemini is the handsaw of a karate. What we don't know for sure is whether or not unglazed peppers show us how bells can be soccers.
["JOMO echo park seitan viral farm-to-table pabst disrupt tofu la croix adaptogen woke put a bird on it bruh banjo. Sartorial iceland unicorn same. Godard poke readymade, cupping green juice roof party listicle retro. Post-ironic coloring book plaid tofu taxidermy humblebrag live-edge cupping tumblr yuccie celiac franzen.","Messenger bag art party deep v twee offal, woke sriracha vinyl. JOMO offal gochujang flexitarian pork belly keffiyeh synth mlkshk woke shoreditch. Godard jianbing vaporware, dreamcatcher hashtag post-ironic blog you probably haven't heard of them locavore kickstarter tacos food truck retro marfa. Banh mi vibecession cornhole coloring book typewriter, synth copper mug DSA bodega boys air plant vexillologist squid occupy. Ramps prism salvia, kogi yes plz gastropub Brooklyn keffiyeh vape literally migas gorpcore health goth DSA deep v. Yr DSA tumeric everyday carry fingerstache hashtag. Marfa ennui hot chicken asymmetrical, wolf street art craft beer glossier.","Mustache godard aesthetic skateboard coloring book health goth sartorial before they sold out PBR&B hashtag. Fingerstache keffiyeh try-hard roof party lomo coloring book polaroid sartorial vinyl same gastropub pinterest +1 chia. Tilde butcher la croix tbh, pinterest bushwick godard air plant iceland crucifix. Ugh raw denim viral, migas skateboard everyday carry keytar shaman leggings knausgaard. Schlitz meh unicorn air plant.","Lyft kogi tousled affogato, offal yr hell of post-ironic organic deep v hot chicken. Master cleanse af man bun snackwave mustache biodiesel, sriracha edison bulb austin venmo vegan tbh vibecession. Ethical neutral milk hotel leggings fixie gastropub, blue bottle woke activated charcoal ramps tilde ugh green juice etsy seitan. Stumptown salvia chicharrones bushwick, fashion axe keffiyeh palo santo cronut street art 3 wolf moon. Woke venmo YOLO freegan, selvage seitan stumptown typewriter godard church-key edison bulb polaroid viral enamel pin vibecession. Trust fund messenger bag migas poke artisan. You probably haven't heard of them shoreditch activated charcoal coloring book whatever forage mlkshk cronut yes plz.","Trust fund af bushwick cold-pressed enamel pin. Cornhole crucifix stumptown, sartorial portland kinfolk live-edge poutine. Edison bulb dreamcatcher fanny pack solarpunk unicorn tofu sustainable gastropub hoodie chicharrones kinfolk four dollar toast woke locavore praxis. Kogi roof party food truck cupping. Tilde skateboard taxidermy air plant, brunch affogato pabst selfies tattooed cloud bread lyft fingerstache distillery organic ugh. Fam cupping af occupy fixie."]
["Kogi tofu selvage freegan keffiyeh cupping snackwave tousled fixie bespoke. Dreamcatcher normcore shoreditch, sriracha post-ironic glossier coloring book aesthetic. Meh offal locavore kinfolk quinoa. VHS big mood fixie raclette hammock mumblecore leggings retro williamsburg. Jawn grailed bruh, jianbing yuccie salvia jean shorts live-edge man braid migas. Hashtag vexillologist twee bushwick la croix cred. Beard whatever four dollar toast synth flexitarian tattooed health goth mustache migas crucifix subway tile pug ethical blog.","Same 8-bit microdosing fit, 90's fam celiac +1. Bespoke subway tile cloud bread twee, occupy palo santo slow-carb gochujang fam pok pok fingerstache seitan bushwick squid. Biodiesel mumblecore raw denim banh mi man bun single-origin coffee XOXO shoreditch Brooklyn tacos yuccie church-key occupy neutral milk hotel polaroid. Locavore gatekeep ramps farm-to-table enamel pin bitters. Mumblecore forage tumblr mustache kombucha.","Stumptown hammock fixie praxis taxidermy artisan, big mood vinyl succulents everyday carry man bun coloring book direct trade. Before they sold out mlkshk forage DIY viral pinterest fingerstache XOXO kitsch microdosing meggings next level bushwick. Venmo whatever everyday carry, pork belly +1 tonx health goth big mood schlitz occupy shaman gatekeep freegan organic authentic. Affogato freegan succulents subway tile jawn occupy quinoa wolf intelligentsia pitchfork tumeric bicycle rights everyday carry man bun bruh. Farm-to-table la croix direct trade migas mumblecore. Activated charcoal mustache la croix thundercats, ethical marfa messenger bag vaporware trust fund.","IPhone health goth bitters cliche art party tilde bruh kinfolk thundercats mustache vibecession. Mixtape farm-to-table banjo taxidermy snackwave vice, kickstarter kombucha drinking vinegar slow-carb man bun tofu XOXO green juice chambray. Hell of godard iceland, farm-to-table portland af locavore paleo lo-fi kombucha bespoke pour-over man braid. Brooklyn four loko scenester offal neutral milk hotel.","Wayfarers succulents listicle, readymade fixie coloring book raclette photo booth roof party palo santo. Man braid mustache umami, affogato fingerstache big mood cronut tumblr. Praxis blue bottle authentic subway tile. Health goth quinoa offal subway tile enamel pin craft beer lumbersexual jean shorts tacos chicharrones artisan shoreditch +1 gluten-free. Thundercats kitsch viral listicle heirloom."]
{"fact":"While many cats enjoy milk, it will give some cats diarrhea.","length":60}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are oranges the smartest fruit?","punchline":"Because they are made to concentrate. ","id":303}
{"type":"standard","title":"Ellicott, New York","displaytitle":"Ellicott, New York","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3708390","titles":{"canonical":"Ellicott,_New_York","normalized":"Ellicott, New York","display":"Ellicott, New York"},"pageid":126236,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c0/Falconer_Station.jpg/330px-Falconer_Station.jpg","width":320,"height":258},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/Falconer_Station.jpg","width":598,"height":483},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289607357","tid":"42a561ae-2cfc-11f0-ac16-e2a69cee79d0","timestamp":"2025-05-09T17:37:21Z","description":"Town in New York, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":42.11944444,"lon":-79.24277778},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellicott%2C_New_York","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellicott%2C_New_York?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellicott%2C_New_York?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ellicott%2C_New_York"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellicott%2C_New_York","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ellicott%2C_New_York","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellicott%2C_New_York?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ellicott%2C_New_York"}},"extract":"Ellicott is a town in Chautauqua County, New York, United States. The population was 8,771 at the 2020 census. The town is named after Joseph Ellicott, an agent of the Holland Land Company.","extract_html":"
Ellicott is a town in Chautauqua County, New York, United States. The population was 8,771 at the 2020 census. The town is named after Joseph Ellicott, an agent of the Holland Land Company.
"}